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FUR...SURE IS WARM!

Not only is fur warm and snuggly, it makes great kindling for your fireplace or barbecue! Most importantly, it makes you look cool and that

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FOR THOSE WHO DARE TO WEAR

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ABORTION...MORE ROOM FOR ME!

A must have for everyone who
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PEEPSHOW MOPBOY

Hey, somebody's gotta do it, and somewhere there's a mother who's proud!
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REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER

Let the neighborhood know you're legal! Not recommended to wear when applying for babysitting jobs or cub scout leader positions. The church will still hire you though.
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I'LL SHOW YOU YOURS IF YOU SHOW ME MINE!

This is what former President Clinton was wearing that fateful night when he ran into that disgusting fat whore Lewinski.
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I LOVE TO F***

He may look old, but this guys rod is still limber and ready for action!
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SNUFF FILM ACTOR

Bored with all types of sex? Orgies with midget Samoans dressed as maniacal clowns not getting you excited any longer? Let Hollywood know that you have arrived. Just don't expect any paparazzi to be snapping your photos anytime soon.
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MARRIAGE...SURE RUINS A GREAT SEX LIFE!

Before I took that walk down the isle she was letting me violate her in all kinds of filthy ways, now I have carpal tunnel syndrome....don't make the same mistake that I and millions of other horny guys have!
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I'LL SHOW YOU YOURS IF YOU SHOW ME MINE

This is what that disgusting fat whore Lewinski was wearing that fateful night when she ran into former President Bill Clinton.
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