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FUR...SURE IS WARM!
Not only is fur warm and snuggly, it makes great kindling for your fireplace or barbecue! Most importantly, it makes you look cool and that
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I ACCELERATE FOR ANIMALS
By accelerating when coming upon a road creature, you show great mercy and compassion instead of driving over the poor animal very slowly, which would hurt him for a long time.
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NOBODY KNOWS I'M INVISIBLE
Got the power of invisibility? Nobody knows about it? Want to get the word out? This one's for you brother! Get it before is disappears from our inventory forever. Yes, FOREVER!
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HITMAN FOR HIRE
So you flunked out of highschool, got fired from McDonalds, and 7-11 won't hire you because you aren't Indian. You could become a cop, but that's just too demeaning. Your only alternative....Kill people! Not only is it spiritually rewarding, it's also both fun and profitable!
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