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FUR...SURE IS WARM!
Not only is fur warm and snuggly, it makes great kindling for your fireplace or barbecue! Most importantly, it makes you look cool and that
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I WAS GOING TO SEND MONEY TO A STARVING CHILD IN ETHIOPIA...BUT I BOUGHT THIS T-SHIRT INSTEAD.
Does anyone in Ethiopia send you money when YOU
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READING SUKS!
Do you really want to waste hours upon hours of your life reading some stupid book, when you could just watch the movie in 90 minutes?? This one's a no brainer people!!
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SATAN
Between playing lawn darts with your dead grandmother and planning the world's untimely demise, even the devil has a heart when it comes to little pussies. Who could resist?
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TAX THE HOMELESS
The government takes taxes out of your paycheck! Then you pay tax on almost everything you buy! Then they tax you when you die! How come the homeless get to live tax free?? Wear this shirt and help to put an end to this unbelieveable atrocity!
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THESE ARE MY GOOD CLOTHES
Dress up nice and pretty in this stylish piece designed by Emanuel Sokovski, one of our top fashion designers here at Tabu. You'll be the envy of everyone at your next formal event. We guarantee it! P.S. Bring a pen to sign autographs
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TWO SMART TO WORK
Waking up early, driving in traffic, having someone tell you what to do all day long. Your salary at the mercy of someone who could care less
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GLORY HOLE INSPECTOR
After a rash of horrific accidents in early 1786, the state of California declared that all glory holes must conform to the strict standards set forth in article 46, page 3, section 12:b7. We don't know what the hell that means either, but better to be safe than sorry, just ask George Michael
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HIGH ON CRACK!
Let's face it, Crack ain't cheap, and you have to be smoking it to be wearing a suit and working 9 to 5 every day thinking you are actually getting somewhere in life. You can numb your mind to your miserable reality just as easily by sniffing inexpensive turpentine down behind the donut shop with the rest of the "free spirits"
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I LOST 157 POUNDS IN ONE DAY
With all the fad diets going on today, this is the only one that really delivers solid results. Not only will you feel a tremendous weight lifted off of your shoulders, but it will also be a lot quieter around the house while you are trying to watch football.
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MATH GONE WILD
Forget the steroids and countless hours in the gym, everyone knows that calculus teachers are always getting laid, its wild!!!
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OZONE SHMOZONE
Sea level has risen 5 feet in the last 2 years and wiped out Hawaii. Yesterday it was 120 degrees out and you get skin cancer after 14 minutes outside....but who gives a shit as long as you are looking stylish. Spray away!
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SPLEEN FOR SALE!
Rent due? Have some credit card debt? Or just need some quick cash to score a handjob? Sell it today before it gets surgically removed in an unauthorized and unsterile medical procedure by aliens looking to replenish their eco-system.
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COCAINE
Wait, so you mean to tell me you sniff this stuff to get high?? I just thought it was because it smells just like grandma's fresh baked canary pies.
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IT'S WHATS ON THE OUTSIDE THAT COUNTS!
Ever notice that the people that tell you it's what's on the inside are all repulsively fat and ugly?? You do the math, you sexy bastard you........
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STOP BREATHING...IM TRYING TO SMOKE.
Tired of all that complaining from that crabby old hag sitting in the church pew behind you with the oxygen tank? Shut her up quick with this beautiful shirt from Tabu. Every moron knows that if god didn't want us to smoke, he wouldn't have invented cigarettes.
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WHO IS GOLDENROD?
The shirt that started it all! If you get spotted wearing this shirt, you could win $10,000!
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WHO IS GOLDENROD?
The shirt that started it all! If you get spotted wearing this shirt, you could win $10,000! White Color Perfect for wet T-Shirt contests!!!
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INSULTS $1.00
Rude, sarcastic, inconsiderate and just plain mean? Does this sound like anyone you know? Well, you might as well start charging people for it, they all hate you anyway!
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I'M HERE! TURN ON THE DANGER MUSIC!
Nothing adds to a great public appearance like high pressure danger music in the background, and if you're a superhero crimefighter or a diabolical evil mastermind in today's hectic world, you need this shirt, just in case!
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STOP FREE MUSIC!
Burt Reynolds, the easter bunny and God all agree, music should continue to be traded for free over the internet. But for those musicians who think they can make money with their songs, support the cause and buy this shirt!
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THE VIRGIN MARY BLOW UP DOLL
EVERYONE LOVE'S THE VIRGIN MARY, AND SO SHOULD YOU ANYTIME YOU WANT! BETTER THAN THOSE STUPID GRILLED CHEESE SHIRTS, THIS ONE WILL SURELY MAKE YOU THE TALK OF THE TOWN!
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HEY KIDS, SANTA IS NOT REAL!
JUST IN TIME TO SPREAD SOME HOLIDAY CHEER! CHRISTMAS PARTY AT WORK COMING UP? GOING OVER TO GRANDMA'S FOR SOME HUCKLEBERRY PIE? GOING SHOPPING AT THE MALL NEXT WEEK? DON THIS SHIRT AND SANTA WILL BE SHITTING HIS PANTS!
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